Some things were meant to be.
Reblogged from johnlock-17, Posted by patch-mun.
patch-mun: rEAD THIS
Reblogged from jessicockalus, Posted by 4gifs.
loki-cat: hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would survive in movies girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you. are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
Reblogged from jessicockalus, Posted by casualcynic.
casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

Reblogged from jessicockalus, Posted by onlylolgifs.
anywherebuttheelectricchair: fandomblogger: memewhore: So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head… THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR this is what your getting yahoo. this is what your getting.

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themockingjayd12:

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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

Reblogged from jessicockalus, Posted by animalcrossingwii.